i like men

glowcowboy:

glowcowboy:

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

(via infectedwiththebumbles)

marisatomay:

trans-zhongli:

marisatomay:

insane what ovulation will do to a mf

huge thanks to this post for giving me the working title for my mpreg fic.

(via cryptidfuckery)

scramratz:

(via cryptidfuckery)

thegirlwiththemooglehat:

this post aged like a fine wine

(via cryptidfuckery)

queer-riot-dragon:

villainessbian:

skiplo-wave:

fool-errant:

skiplo-wave:

The outfit

So if someone is asexual they have dress like a nun or something???

Heaven forbid we want to look cute.

That’s what I’m saying! And outfit is very cute

how is this non-restrictive harness bondage gear? queerphobes have the most boring sex lives ever. “turning the lights on? babe I’m not that kind of FREAK”

Kinky asexuals exist y'all. And the definition of asexual used was inaccurate. No sexual attraction does not mean no interest in sex. Lmao.

(via queer-ace)

stromuprisahat:

moss-balll:

they really brought david tenant’s son in and said hey do you want to play a gay little boy in good omens 2. just a little camp mf. nepotism done right.

#bro was in it for 3 minutes and was somehow the gayest character in the show #in the very gay show

black-rosegold:

#also pete davidson ie. david’s father in law was job??? #had me cracking up

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

#they brought this kid in and said hey flirt with your dad’s co-star #and he said ok bet

cptnvers:

#that finger brush to aziraphale’s chest. quite literally he came he served cunt and committed to the bit  #WAIT it’s even funnier bc apparently david didn’t know he auditioned for good omens in this role. #he auditioned and went on the set and said. im about to be hilarious

song-spero:

#making hearteyes at michael sheen is apparently a dominant genetic trait

vyeoh:

#all nepo baby actors should be required to hit on their parent’s work bf in front of their parent #to prove themselves

(via hanniecat922)

i-wear-the-cheese:

shesnake:

Let me tell you, there’s a queer club night in the UK called Gal Pals that caters exclusively to queer women and NBs and only plays music by women and when It’s Raining Men came on last time you’d have thought the crowd was full of middle aged housewives. A banger is a banger is a banger, you just gotta let the music go innit

(via hanniecat922)

error-404-fuck-not-found:

sweaterkittensahoy:

memewhore:

The fucking legendary WAIT to fake bomb them to show them you knew the whole time. 

Legend.

i love that there was definitely an intelligence briefing where someone in charge heard that there was a fake airfield in progress and went, “…hey you know what would be funny?” and then everyone else agreed it was indeed SO funny that they would devote man-hours and a sizable log to making a fake bomb to drop on it while being only somewhat busy fighting a war, but never too busy for a funny craft project

(via hanniecat922)

froody:

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

(via cain-shuga)

nyancrimew:

nyancrimew:

i think they should make it illegal for anxiety

y'all are misunderstanding this, dw, it’s not illegal to have anxiety, it’s illegal for the anxiety to bother you, they’d arrest the anxiety

(via hanniecat922)

catchymemes:

(via cain-shuga)

schaudwen:

manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

(via cain-shuga)

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

(via hanniecat922)

polyamzeal:

(via skellydun)